Oh Wow! I so love this, B, thank you! Very authentic :-) Pray, I love & recognise those 1950s-style, big girl, voluminous panties, B ha-ha :-) For sure, the chastisement awarded is absolutely necessary & soundly deserved here.
Growing up in 1960s/70s Georgia, smoking was classified as one of the many "sins of the church", B, and mother would have punished me & my sister exactly as shown on photo 4, had we gotten caught smoking! Albeit in the living room (for the cane) not the garden! But the neighbours still heard it already!! Boo-Hoo! Indeed, we never once smoked, B. But clearly the cane on our bare backsides was totally harmless whereas smoking is not!!
So does this naughty girl now have to do 20 pull ups, B :-) It would certainly make the sting in her botty less prevalent eh?!! It would be a case of pull ups and pull downs :-) Hugs n smackies. Brenda xx
Question : Two ladies are having tea and cookies in the garden with one of their daughter. The girl sassed her Mom, "She grabbed me by an ear. I had to follow my ear till she had me bent over her knees with my skirt raised and knickers lowered. Then she spanked me with????" No belt or hairbrush in the garden... Hugs and smackies :) B xx
...With her designer flip-flop, B :-) Jimmy Choos on the Boo-Hoos!
Ha-ha! Ok, maybe one of those real cheap n nasty blue flip-flops (standard edition) that stings like Hell & rasps your botty skin bad style! Boo-Hoo!
I think the answer is her hard hand, B. Boo-Hoo! A crescendo of loud applause upon the orthodox surface :-)
Oh my! Great timing, B, as I gotten another lil' story (well, vignette if you will for a previous post, B). Been thinking for a while...& procrastinating ha-ha! Oh dear!
In your scenario, B: Perhaps it's a church moms' tea n cookies regular event ha-ha! I sooooo loved those in yore, B. And they were all the rage.
"SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! How dare you, young lady! And it will be my cane skelping this naughty, bare bottom when I get you home, already! Mark my words ladies!"
"Why, Brenda", said the other mom, Sarah, holding her fine porcelain tea cup, "would you like me to fetch my trusty wooden spoon or perhaps my hairbrush from inside ? It would make light work of your good efforts upon that naughty girl's tender bottom? " Sarah's own daughter (well-behaved at this juncture) looked aghast at her mom's intervention...ruefully & pensively it must be said!
"Or perhaps the rubber spatula that I just saw in the kitchen", said one of the other redoubtable moms, frustrated at the naughty lil' princess-brat's antics n sass, albeit wholly satisfied (holy?) that she ended up bare bottomed over mom's knee!
Dearest, B, I have witnessed the common garden cane (bamboo) used in spontaneous situations - like you conjecture here with tea n cookies - with dresses hoisted & panties lowered to good effect! And in the South, a "darn good Ol' swithcin' " was always a threat, if perhaps not always the most rapid-response solution!
So is it a hard hand on this alfresco occasion, B (happy clappy Southern Gospel spankings!!) but hark! ...can you hear that girl's whippy-thin, rattan cane rattling on her bedroom door in the breeze, B? Hugs, warm regards n smackies Nostalgic Brenda xx
Thanks for the ideas.Thinking of a ping-pong racket from the outdoor game table. I hadn't thoughts of the flip-flop, its a good alternative. Hugs and thanks :) B xx
Yes, ping-pong bat is authentic, B. Nice one. Full functionality of accessories :-)
Oh my! I do find it fascinating all this "function & access" regarding smackers, B! Similarly, on the Georgia beaches, I've seen sporty beach sandals providing the fierce botty burn to naughty girls with their swimsuits duly pulled down OMK. These lightweight, bendy, nasty-hard-soled sporty wear are more than useful, B!! Rasping redness, "a swarm of bees on the beach"...
Obviously, I advocate that this naughty, sassy daughter in the garden will have her skirt hoisted & her knickers pulled down for a proper smacked bottom with the cane when they gotten home. No franctic rush. Proper, timely scolding & baring. And a baker's dozen diligently on an unprotected target. Alternatively, Le martinet, tawse, strap or ubiquitous plimsoll might feasibly live in mom's utility/store cupboard as the botty-smacker-in-residence! Big hugs, thanks n firm discipline, B. Ol' fashioned Brenda xx
Oh Wow! I so love this, B, thank you!
ReplyDeleteVery authentic :-)
Pray, I love & recognise those 1950s-style, big girl, voluminous panties, B ha-ha :-)
For sure, the chastisement awarded is absolutely necessary & soundly deserved here.
Growing up in 1960s/70s Georgia, smoking was classified as one of the many "sins of the church", B, and mother would have punished me & my sister exactly as shown on photo 4, had we gotten caught smoking! Albeit in the living room (for the cane) not the garden!
But the neighbours still heard it already!! Boo-Hoo!
Indeed, we never once smoked, B. But clearly the cane on our bare backsides was totally harmless whereas smoking is not!!
So does this naughty girl now have to do 20 pull ups, B :-)
It would certainly make the sting in her botty less prevalent eh?!!
It would be a case of pull ups and pull downs :-)
Hugs n smackies.
Brenda xx
Question : Two ladies are having tea and cookies in the garden with one of their daughter. The girl sassed her Mom, "She grabbed me by an ear. I had to follow my ear till she had me bent over her knees with my skirt raised and knickers lowered. Then she spanked me with????"
DeleteNo belt or hairbrush in the garden...
Hugs and smackies :)
B xx
...With her designer flip-flop, B :-)
ReplyDeleteJimmy Choos on the Boo-Hoos!
Ha-ha! Ok, maybe one of those real cheap n nasty blue flip-flops (standard edition) that stings like Hell & rasps your botty skin bad style! Boo-Hoo!
I think the answer is her hard hand, B. Boo-Hoo! A crescendo of loud applause upon the orthodox surface :-)
Oh my! Great timing, B, as I gotten another lil' story (well, vignette if you will for a previous post, B). Been thinking for a while...& procrastinating ha-ha! Oh dear!
In your scenario, B: Perhaps it's a church moms' tea n cookies regular event ha-ha! I sooooo loved those in yore, B. And they were all the rage.
"SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! How dare you, young lady! And it will be my cane skelping this naughty, bare bottom when I get you home, already! Mark my words ladies!"
"Why, Brenda", said the other mom, Sarah, holding her fine porcelain tea cup, "would you like me to fetch my trusty wooden spoon or perhaps my hairbrush from inside ? It would make light work of your good efforts upon that naughty girl's tender bottom? " Sarah's own daughter (well-behaved at this juncture) looked aghast at her mom's intervention...ruefully & pensively it must be said!
"Or perhaps the rubber spatula that I just saw in the kitchen", said one of the other redoubtable moms, frustrated at the naughty lil' princess-brat's antics n sass, albeit wholly satisfied (holy?) that she ended up bare bottomed over mom's knee!
Dearest, B, I have witnessed the common garden cane (bamboo) used in spontaneous situations - like you conjecture here with tea n cookies - with dresses hoisted & panties lowered to good effect! And in the South, a "darn good Ol' swithcin' " was always a threat, if perhaps not always the most rapid-response solution!
So is it a hard hand on this alfresco occasion, B (happy clappy Southern Gospel spankings!!) but hark! ...can you hear that girl's whippy-thin, rattan cane rattling on her bedroom door in the breeze, B?
Hugs, warm regards n smackies
Nostalgic Brenda xx
Thanks for the ideas.Thinking of a ping-pong racket from the outdoor game table. I hadn't thoughts of the flip-flop, its a good alternative.
DeleteHugs and thanks :)
B xx
Yes, ping-pong bat is authentic, B. Nice one. Full functionality of accessories :-)
ReplyDeleteOh my! I do find it fascinating all this "function & access" regarding smackers, B! Similarly, on the Georgia beaches, I've seen sporty beach sandals providing the fierce botty burn to naughty girls with their swimsuits duly pulled down OMK. These lightweight, bendy, nasty-hard-soled sporty wear are more than useful, B!! Rasping redness, "a swarm of bees on the beach"...
Obviously, I advocate that this naughty, sassy daughter in the garden will have her skirt hoisted & her knickers pulled down for a proper smacked bottom with the cane when they gotten home. No franctic rush. Proper, timely scolding & baring. And a baker's dozen diligently on an unprotected target. Alternatively, Le martinet, tawse, strap or ubiquitous plimsoll might feasibly live in mom's utility/store cupboard as the botty-smacker-in-residence!
Big hugs, thanks n firm discipline, B.
Ol' fashioned Brenda xx